Doobie Bros Charity Act of the Week

Sometimes I go searching through the “Gigs” section on Craigslist, seeing if anyone needs to hire some hard rocking doobie smokers to entertain at a cocktail party or something. Today when I was perusing, I found a post from a desperate soul. Here is a screen shot of the post since it will probably be taken down (click on it if it’s too small):

This was too good of an opportunity to pass up so I wrote this email.  Hopefully it is good enough to get the job.